Quotable Quotes

The following are some of my favourite quotations.

"Small Minds Discuss People
 Medium Minds Discuss Events
 Great Minds Discuss Ideas"

"It is not the size of the dog in the fight,
 but the size of the fight in the dog that matters."

"Life is a Sexually Transmitted disease."

"To repeat what others have said, requires education;
 to challenge it, requires brains."

"Actions lie louder than words."

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't."

"Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."

"There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply do as I advise."

"Nothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer;
 nothing is more difficult than to understand him."

"Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes".

"Science has proof without any certainty.
 Creationists have certainty without any proof".

"The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance."

"Ugliness is in a way superior to beauty because it lasts."

"If youth only knew: if age only could."

"Every rebel, when in power, becomes a tyrant."

"Beer makes you grow muscles......................
on the stomach !"

"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps"

"Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it."

"Success has many fathers and failure is an orphan."

"After the game,the king & the pawn go into the same box."

"When i was born i was black, when i'm sick i'm black, when i go in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'm black, when I die i'll be black, but you sir... when you were born you were pink, when you are sick you are green, when you stay in the sun you are red, when you are cold you turn blue, and when you die you turn purple! and yet you have the nerve to call me colored!"